I love to google questions I have. Everytime I google a question I find that someone has already asked that same question. Its great because I get the answer within a couple seconds. I have recently, however, discovered though that there are some questions that apparently no one asks (out loud).
Questions you can't find the answers to by googling:
How does a goat knows my thoughts?
Why don't leprechauns catapult often?
How do you sneak out in the middle of a job interview?
Do I have to breathe while I am sleeping?
Could a cannibal orange still make a graceful lover to the other fruits?
